FUNTEDIUM

~FUNTEDIUM~ 

Your lessons were tough 

Your tests were difficult to pass 

Failing each one of them gave me the confidence 

That I have become a better student 

Better than my tutor and torturer 

Your spanks of tantrums made me understand 

The principles of patience and the concept of tolerance. 

Learning under your roof has been fun 

And tedious at the same time 

Being your student of love has been a flight of turbulence 

A sail full of tsunamis 

Being your first student of true love 

Came with lots of emotions 

It was like being the only man on earth without 

Any forbidden fruit. 

Life was so free and unbridled by any rule 

You taught me how to plant kisses but never 

Taught how they look like when ripen 

Or even how to harvest them. 

You handed me the sickle 

And gave me no idea of what it name was and it use. 

Your lessons were the hardest I have ever learned 

I was always utterly at sea 

Cause at my stage you lectured instead of teaching.

In spite of my failure to understand some concepts 

Of love you never saw me as good for nothing 

Amidst my failing moments you never gave up on me, 

You never did. 

But you saw that I could do much better someday to come and 

You made the little good that shone in me your notes to revise 

And always said there was more room for improvement. 

Your kiss lessons were my favourite class 

Especially the practical and the remarks that I got  

After every score-it was beautiful! 

You shot every lesson into my head 

Yet I was so naïve and immature to grasp them. 

Your arithmetic class was my enemy 

Cause I always had no earthly idea on how to calculate the future 

Our future, because the art of using figures  

Has never been a thing of me 

But if there be remarks to give concerning your lessons 

I shall say that it was funtedious.  

---Fampah Coyish--- 

© By Fampah Coyish-Awoken By Poems 2014